• The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside

  • *turns to face camera* i told you to stop narrating me motherfucker

  • But, as the wrathful wizard was about to punish the humble narrator, he remembered that his favourite spell had just been banned. He lowered his magical and handsome skull orb, which ceased glowing ominous green gradually, and sat down on his pimped out evil armchair -the kind to have spikes and gems and such opulent details-, and let out a great sigh, resting his cheek on his fist. It was just not the same without it...

  • stop that!

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    I don't like to add to the noise of Software Developer Do Dumb Thing, but I feel like this is as if the Japanese government sent me an email going "it turns out there are a lot of you named Kenji Tanaka, so to solve this problem we are retiring passport numbers"

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    Our username system makes it difficult for folks fluent in other languages to express themselves. That's why we're moving to a system like the one on Twitter, where every Asian artist forced to get an alphanumeric username has a handle like @bc2931a or @2023jx or @wabababxa_, which is very easy to remember and shows how versatile alphanumeric handles are at expressing one's non-English-speaking self

  • Discord's post trying to convince me that we're somehow now extremely allergic to the idea of sharing a number, despite the fact that Nintendo, that video game company that makes stuff for actual children, has had no problem with its users sharing IDs that are 14 digits long

  • *jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

  • AMONG US BABIES,

    INFECTED WITH RABIES,

    NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,

    THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,

    1

  • nothing wrong with me

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  • nothing wrong with me

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  • NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

  • 4

  • NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

  • 1

    Something’s got to give

  • 2

  • SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

  • 3

  • SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE

  • YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA

  • LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR

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I think the funniest part of this post is everyone who knows just enough about languages to correct OP but not enough to understand the whole thing so there are comments like “What the fuck do you mean American is a...
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  • I think the funniest part of this post is everyone who knows just enough about languages to correct OP but not enough to understand the whole thing so there are comments like “What the fuck do you mean American is a romance language when it’s Germanic, please talk to a linguist” while not touching on, say, “sanscript”

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