The miserable wizard reading that his favorite spell, “instant painful organ failure IV” has been banned by the council, closing his newspaper and crying softly to himself while a light misting or rain falls outside
*turns to face camera* i told you to stop narrating me motherfucker
But, as the wrathful wizard was about to punish the humble narrator, he remembered that his favourite spell had just been banned. He lowered his magical and handsome skull orb, which ceased glowing ominous green gradually, and sat down on his pimped out evil armchair -the kind to have spikes and gems and such opulent details-, and let out a great sigh, resting his cheek on his fist. It was just not the same without it...
stop that!
just fucking look at this thing. this is a Divine Machine. look at its Glands and Appendages
girls when they hear the sound that races through the end of the world
honestly really impressive of her to have more lesbian swag than the woman who fingerblasted another woman on screen
I'm having trouble feeling sympathy for anyone shelling out a kilobuck for Elon Musk's 2023 version of twitter.
she's so cute and passionate and nerdy and cool
i wanna suck her cock
omg i never uploaded this here
5G angel that grants me mobile data
Our username system makes it difficult for folks fluent in other languages to express themselves. That's why we're moving to a system like the one on Twitter, where every Asian artist forced to get an alphanumeric username has a handle like @bc2931a or @2023jx or @wabababxa_, which is very easy to remember and shows how versatile alphanumeric handles are at expressing one's non-English-speaking self
Discord's post trying to convince me that we're somehow now extremely allergic to the idea of sharing a number, despite the fact that Nintendo, that video game company that makes stuff for actual children, has had no problem with its users sharing IDs that are 14 digits long
*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,
AMONG US BABIES,
INFECTED WITH RABIES,
NOW COUNT HOW MANY WOUNDS,
THEY HAVE FROM SCABIES,
1
nothing wrong with me
2
nothing wrong with me
3
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
4
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
1
Something’s got to give
2
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
3
SOMETHINGS GOT TO GIVE
YAAAAAUHGAAAGHAAAAAAAA
$0
I think the funniest part of this post is everyone who knows just enough about languages to correct OP but not enough to understand the whole thing so there are comments like “What the fuck do you mean American is a romance language when it’s Germanic, please talk to a linguist” while not touching on, say, “sanscript”


























